Everything You Need to Know About Reptilians

As 12 million Americans "know," the Usa government is run by lizard people (or, to be scientifically accurate, reptilians). But they never said which members of the authorities are the reptilians. So we're here to assistance.

Piecing together the latest groundbreaking enquiry being conducted by commenters at conspiracy websites, we've been able to isolate a number of prominent individuals who possess reptilian-uniform bloodlines. Equally "ufochick" writes at DavidIcke.com (Icke is a prominent reptile theorist, as evidenced by his book at right), even if a person has compatible bloodlines, "they will non become a reptilian unless a reptilian entity inhabits their physical trunk."

Or maybe it isn't important. UnderstandingEvil.com describes how to tell if you lot're "under attack" past reptilians; "Protector of Mankind" writes at Alien-UFOs.com that you can be a "reptilian/human hybrid." Information technology sort of varies. Merely according to Icke, this is how it works.

Thousands of years ago, the reptilian beings [from the constellations Orion, Sirius, and Draco] intervened on planet Earth and began interbreeding with humans. Not physically, withal, only rather through the manipulation of the human coding, or Deoxyribonucleic acid. Icke states that it is no coincidence that humans accept fundamental reptilian genetics within their brain.

Whatever. The point existence that it is easy to tell when yous have or someone yous know has been possessed by a reptile from outer space. While Icke doesn't describe how to spot someone who has been manipulated past/merged with a reptilian — probably to protect his lucrative speaking circuit revenues—others have. The mutual signs (according to 1 source):

	"predominance of greenish or hazel eyes that alter color like a chameleon, simply also blue eyes"		"piercing eyes"
	"true red or cerise pilus"		"a sense of non belonging to the human race"
	"low blood force per unit area"		"deep compassion for fate of mankind"
	"keen sight or hearing"		"physic abilities" (probably meant "psychic")
	"ESP"		"unexplained scars on body"
	"UFO connections"		"capability to disrupt electrical appliances"
	"love of space and science"		"alien contacts"

Proficient list! So let's run across if we can pinpoint our lizard overlords based on these hints. For case: Who has eyes that are dark-green or hazel or bluish but which may change to be dissimilar colors? Mayhap you.

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	Yes. Obama'due south eyes are usually not blue or dark-green, just he can maybe change them, so, y'all know.
	According to his doctors, Obama has low claret pressure.		The Washington Post: "Compassion in Chief"
	The president doesn't wear glasses or a hearing assist.
			This video is conclusive, rational documentation of Obama's unexplained scar.
			Even his teleprompter sometimes breaks.
	He loves science, particularly kid scientists.

Additional bear witness: Barack Obama has an uncanny ability to assassinate flies. That is nigh as reptilian equally you lot can get.

Verdict: The president is a reptilian.

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	Biden does accept eyes. Blue ones!
	(His pilus, when present / non white, was dark colored.)
	His blood pressure is "healthy."		Certain, why non.
	Biden sometimes wears glasses, only not ordinarily.
			Well, he has some explained scars.
	3 days subsequently Biden took office there was a fasten in UFO sightings in his home state.
	Yeah, he likes science.		Biden knows aliens.

Additional testify: Here is an important video about Biden's reptilian optics.

Verdict: The vice president is a reptilian.

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	Yes.		Romney has piercing optics, that are besides articulate.
	The doctors signed off on his blood pressure.		Romney cares.
	Yes.		According to the New Yorker, Romney is indeed psychic.
	Nope, according to UFO Assimilate.
	Romney is a noted arborist.

Additional prove: In this scientific video, Romney is shape-shifting.

Verdict: Romney is a reptilian.

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	Yes.
			Non an exaggeration: Gingrich would live at a zoo if he could.
	(He doesn't seem similar he has depression blood pressure level.)
	Yeah.		He may be psychic.
	Gingrich clearly has UFO connections, at least on the moon.		Gingrich is "disrupting" the cell telephone industry.
	Gingrich has "dizzy" ideas about science. He loves Google Glass.		Hollywood says Gingrich is an alien.

Additional testify: Here is your "Gingrich is a reptilian" video.

Verdict: Gingrich is a reptilian.

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	Cruz has optics.
	Cruz volition also make DC listen.		Conservative site WorldNetDaily posits that Cruz is psychic.
	The senator has opinions about Infinite Invaders, but that's nearly it.
	Cruz opposed increased funding for NASA.

Boosted show: An actual reporter called Cruz reptilian. Then:

Verdict: Cruz is probably a reptilian.

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	Kucinich has optics.
	His married woman has red hair, and then we'll count it.
	Kucinich brags about his low blood force per unit area.		Yeah.
	Yes.		(See: UFO.)
	(See: UFO.)
	Shirley MacLaine claims that Kucinich told her he'd seen a UFO and communicated with it telepathically.
	(See: UFO.)		(See: UFO.)

Additional show: No boosted show is needed.

Verdict: Kucinich is probably the king of the reptilians.

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	Yep.		Rumsfeld has piercing eyes.
	(No.)
	He wears glasses, but seems pretty slap-up-witted.		There are totally reputable claims that Rumsfeld worked with psychics while in the Pentagon.
			On his forehead.
	In early on 2001, Rumsfeld warned of a "infinite Pearl Harbor."		The guy ran Area 51, however indirectly.

Boosted evidence: Louis CK basically proved that Rumsfeld is a reptilian in a radio interview.

Verdict: Rumsfeld is a reptilian.

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Are you a reptilian? Click the icons of whatsoever traits that apply to you, then click "Calculate," beneath.

	Do yous have green or hazel eyes that change colour like a chameleon, or blue eyes?		Practise y'all take piercing eyes?
	Practice you have red or reddish hair?		Practice y'all have a sense of not belonging to the man race?
	Practise you accept low blood pressure?		Do you take deep compassion for fate of mankind?
	Practise you take keen sight or hearing?		Exercise you have physic abilities?
	Practice you have ESP?		Exercise you have unexplained scars on body?
	Do you have "UFO connections"?		Do you lot take the capability to disrupt electrical appliances?
	Do you have a honey of space and scientific discipline?		Do you have "conflicting contacts"?

All done? Find out if yous're a reptilian:

Yes, you lot are a reptilian.
Or have reptilian-uniform bloodlines or any. And here you were worried almost a Halloween costume.

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